A tough old cowboy from Wolf Creek, Montana once explained to his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on top of his oatmeal each and every morning. The grandson did this religiously and lived to a ripe old age of 110. When he died, he left 4 children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great-grandchildren, 10 great-great-grandchildren, and a fifty-foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
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